Why? Why? Why? (Insert female name)

Hello World

This is my first time at writing a blog so please bare with the occasional grammatical error, unintelligible rants and the need for me to unload my anger and all my other feelings onto you, my by now captivated audience. I guess i should start with some basic information about me, not too much but enough to build a basic picture in your head of who I am and what I hope to achieve with my life.
I'm 18, short, of average intelligence and active. if that isn't enough for you try to picture a white uumpa lummpa without the orange spray tan and the silly hair, in fact i have very little hair. Some random facts to consider are that i like my meat rare and my favourite meat is duck, crispy, pan fried, i don't mind, it's Delicious.
I've been driven to blogging by my comrade Skinnah http://hitlerbadmybloggood.blogspot.com/ who as the link shows has set up a blog and is really enjoying it and has imposed upon me to attempt to do the same, so here i am.
My first post as some may have guessed from the title is about women, more specifically about my seemingly never ending quest to understand them, for a while now i have been courting a lovely young girl whom i shall call G, we have been regularly texting and talking, and from my impressions getting on like a house on fire. (never understood that particular metaphor) Anyway back to my story, one day after finally summing up the courage i asked her to go out to see a film with me one night, i will admit i was nervous and probably not my most attractive, i was in work uniform, (so much for women loving a guy in uniform) anyway much to my disappointment i was rejected under the pretence that with exams looming, summer holiday and uni edging ever closer that we will rarely see each other; i took this in and after thinking carefully about the situation i came round to G's point of view and accepted that at least some of that may be true.
That was a month ago now, ancient history to me, however one fateful Saturday i found myself spending my lunch hour with G and needless to say the spark returned and we got along swimmingly so we began texting again, this is fine for me and remembering her words from last time i am keen not to get too involved, but alas the winds of fate are pushing me back, with every text from her the number of kisses increases and I'm beginning to question this girl. Why is she texting me like this if there is no hope, further confusing me, why are things never simple. sometimes i just think that forgetting relationships is the best thing to do, then i see how happy my friends are in their relationships, well the majority of the time anyway, and i go back to wanting what they have. It's all such a Kerfufal. why must women be so complex and why must we desire them so. It's probably Men at fault though, we have limited input in life, they do the majority of the work.

In conclusion (spending far too much time writing essays) this song pretty much sums up how i feel at the moment, everything is changing, people are choosing uni's, new relationships are forming, old partnerships are ending; and i'm just stuck in the middle, unsure of what to do or how to act; and as for G, well i'm still undecided about her, but i think the only way to face the problem is head on, and hope with time i'll find something that is just right, with no obstacles getting in the way of a happy relationship. But i'll be saving that momentous blog for another day as it hasn't happened yet.

At the end of all my posts i'll dedicate a note to the passing of a notable figure, for my first blog i remember Sir Henry Cooper, a british boxing legend who with one punch won the hearts of the british people, one act can and sometimes will decide your future.